Max Provenzano - King Of Heartbreaks Lyrics

Oh, crowded rooms aren't meant for me
I'll see a cute boy and assume he hates me
I'll have a melt down right outside
Your mom's waiting in the car to pick us up

What if I told you I lied?
Would you believe me?
Would you believe me?

I'm not the king of heartbreaks
My tears are falling out
Maybe later I can save you from that boy
He's a toy, he'll just chew you up
Don't trust the internet
Cause you are the king of heartbreaks
Your lies are just spilling out your mouth
Maybe later I can save you and this monstrosity
You are crazy
Don't trust the internet

That guy is naked on snapchat
Sending you his and and trying to flex his small dick
Your best friend Patricia lost her virginity to a man named Joe
Who claims he's from New Mexico
How's Florida? Is it hot there
Are you burning? Oh, surely you are miserable
Moved in with his parents, he's a serial killer
And you're in the menu
You must hate it there
I bet he's going to kill you
His hair is everywhere
He hasn't shaved in like five weeks
He must smell horrible
So run before you get killed by n-next

I'm not the king of heartbreaks
My tears are falling out
Maybe later I can save you from that boy
He's a toy, he'll just chew you up
Don't trust the internet

Cause you are the king of heartbreaks
You better run right now
He's wanted in like 46 states
He was caught stealing a vape

Cause you are the king of heartbreaks
Your lies are just spilling out your mouth
Maybe later I can save you and this monstrosity
You are crazy
Don't trust the internet