I dream of swimming in an endless sea
Of subatomic particles charged negatively
I'm an electron bound to a silicon atom
And what I need to cross is more forbidden than Eve or Adam
I'm imprisoned in the valence shell
I've got energy but not enough to get me out of this H.E.L
H.E.L, h-e-l, stands for Happy Electron Land
Where ignorant plebs chill in the valence band
But I dream of Even Happier Electron Land
To reach it I need energy will you lend me a hand
If you just passed a potential difference over me
To me that stuff's like Thai Redbulls; I'd potentially be free
Apply a voltage with your transformer apparatus
And unchain me from my place inside this crystal lattice
I'm begging you, give my host atom a zap
And maybe finally I'll cross the Forbidden Energy Gap
If you feel a little frisky and do not wish to wait
A cheeky added substance may make your fears abate
If you smash a couple redbulls and add a large charge
Lance Armstrong will take you 'cross the gap in his barge
Doping may be frowned upon and considered a crime
But those Russian Fermions never did the time
The Forbidden Energy Gap becomes nothing but a stroll
Though there's a hefty price: addiction is the toll
I thought the HSC Exam was pretty easy
Oh, I made it across the gap
Oh, Fermi suck on that
But it's bittersweet
Because now I'm a junkie for groups five and three