I looked around the room but all I saw was Ben doing shrooms
And it occurred to me that maybe that was unhealthy
Woah oh oh oh, Ben pulls out a pill
Woah oh oh oh, Ben force feeds me the pill
He gave me LSD
E-e-e, E-e-e
He gave me LSD
It wasn't easy to control the symptoms properly
The guitar strings look like entrails
And the pick looks like a penguins beak
And if I were to exhale
You'd say I smell like a junkie
Woah oh oh oh, He gave me LS
Woah oh oh oh, He gave me LS
This can't be that bad
I don't seem to be dying yet
I threw up thrice and tried to look up
My symptoms on the internet
Unfortunately, one of those symptoms was blindness
Blindness, I can't f*cking see
He gave me a roofie
E-e-e, E-e-e
He gave me a roofie
It wasn't easy to control the symptoms properly
The strap feels like an ineffective noose
And the capo doesn't seem to change the key
The drug may have rendered my eyes out of use
But somehow four senses is all I need
Woah oh oh oh, He gave me LS
Woah oh oh oh, He gave me LS
Oh Ben
Why would you do this to me?
I thought you understood that I was trying to become clean
I see you walking over to me
Trying to make up for your mistake
You give me a lukewarm cup of tea
And say "This will help with your headache"
Well I was thirsty
So I downed the tea
Then I heard you laughing
Then I realised
He gave me ecstasy
E-e-e, E-e-e
He gave me ecstasy
It wasn't easy to control the symptoms properly
The tuning pegs feel way too similar to my first girlfriends toes
It feels as if there's as many frets as my eyelids weigh in kilos
Woah oh oh oh, He gave me LS
Woah oh oh oh
He gave me LSD
E-e-e, E-e-e
He gave me LSD
It wasn't easy to control the symptoms properly
I woke up in a train station somewhere in South America
I looked down and was deeply ashamed of the tattoo of a Swastika
I got while I was on LSD