I finna walk down the street on my two big feet
And roll up to Maccas
I flash the cashier a smile and decide for a while
Then order a couple of crackers
She said "there's no crackers here, now would you move aside
There's a lady behind you in line"
I said "Sorry, I'm a little side-tracked, I got a girl on my mind
And tonight I'm gonna make her mine," sing it
Can't stop me, won't stop me
I am invincible
Can't stop me, won't stop me
My ego has been built up
She said "that's a little bit sexist,
You should know she's not in your possession"
I said "I know that of course, it's just an expression
I'd make sure she was consenting"
She said "that's good then, I wish you the best of luck
And I hope you don't get rejected"
I said "thanks very much, but I don't need luck
'Cause I'm better looking than Chris Evans," now come on
Can't stop me, won't stop me
I am invincible
Can't stop me, won't stop me
My ego has been built
Can't stop me, won't stop me
I am invincible
Can't stop me, won't stop me
My ego has been built up
The Notorious P.H.I.P.
Get it, let us get it
Oh, Phipps, give it to me
Oh, clean up Phippsy
Oh yeah, Phipps
Then I walk out of Maccas with a lack of crackers
And make my way to her house
I knock five times, give the doorbell a chime
And she answers in my favourite blouse
She said "what's your business at my place of residence
Is there something you want to ask me?"
I said "Can't stop me, won't stop me
I am invinc"
Let me hear you say
Can't stop me, won't stop me
I am invincible
Can't stop me, won't stop me
My ego has been built
Can't stop me, won't stop me
I am invincible
Can't stop me, won't stop me
My ego has been built up