Matty Moore - Tree Dick Lyrics

In the heat of Spain
Where the sun does shine
There's a tale of adventure
A boy named Mateo
With his brother by his side
They ran wild and free
Oh the pain he would find
On the branch of that tree

Summer days
Filled with laughter and fun
Underneath the Spanish sun
Mateo never was the same (never the same)
And the tree was to blame

Running so fast
Not looking where he went
And the tree was to blame

Running so fast
Not looking where he went
Mateo's little twig
Would never look the same

Fate had a plan
A twist in the game
A fight with that branch
Meant his crotch burst with pain

Mateo ran home with tears in his eyes
Faster than a Spanish stallion
He couldn't deny
He showed the wound to his mother
Full of pain
His mother covered it in shame
Feeling the strain

To the hospital they went
Seeking solace and care
The doctors horrified
The sight was too much to bear
They said no boy should live with such a dick wound
They fought to heal his innocence
This they vowed:

The days
Filled with laughter and fun
Underneath the Spanish sun (Spanish sun)
Mayo never was the same (never was same)
And the tree was to blame

His dick
A sight that would make you wince
From balls to penis tip
Impossible to undo
New life sprouted
Turning him into something new

Mateo
Oh Mateo
Forever changed you'll be
With a tree dick
Growing wild and free
No more running in the Spanish sun
But a unique story
You've become

Summer days
Filled with laughter and fun (laughter and fun)
Underneath the Spanish sun (Spanish sun)
Mateo never was the same (never was same)
And now tree dick was his name