Scotch eggs, oh so divine
A taste that's oh so sublime (sublime)
Lunchtime treat, my favourite delight
Eating them every day, never out of sight (ooh-yeah)
Crunchy crust, with a soft-boiled core
Savouring each bite, wanting more and more
With every mouthful, a burst of flavour
Scotch eggs, the best food I can savour (yeah-yeah)
Scotch eggs, my daily obsession (obsession)
Gotta have them for lunch, no question (no question)
Oh, they're the best food, can't you see?
Scotch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
HOTch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
HOTch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
Scotch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
Scotch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
Some people like sandwiches, some people like soup
But Matthew's got a taste for something extra cute
He don't care 'bout no turkey or ham on rye
He's got a craving for a Scotch Egg, don't ask him why
He loves the crispy crust and the runny yolk inside
He'll eat 'em for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (ohh, so fine)
He'll even take one and rub it on his chest
'Cause Matthew's got a love for these eggs that's the best
Scotch eggs, my daily obsession (obsession)
Gotta have them for lunch, no question (no question)
Oh, they're the best food, can't you see?
Scotch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
HOTch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
HOTch eggs, they're the one for me (oh-yeah)
He's got that craving
Can't you see?
For those scotch eggs
Oh so tasty
Shaped like balls
They're a delight
Popping in his mouth
He wants all night
Leaking on his chin
It's a messy scene
But he doesn't mind
He's living t'dream
Scotch eggs
His obsession
His desire
He can't resist
They set his heart on fire
Scotch eggs, Matt's daily obsession (obsession)
His desire
He can't resist
They set his heart on fire
Scotch eggs, Matt's daily obsession (obsession)
Gotta have them for lunch, no question (no question)
He can't resist
They set his heart on fire
Scotch eggs, Matt's daily obsession (obsession)