Matty Moore - Oh Matty! What have you done? Lyrics

In Accrington, there lived a lad named Matthew
Strong as an ox, with a mischievous grin, always up to no good
One drunken night, as mischief did ensue, his sister's leg got in his way
With a mighty heave, her leg did receive, a mighty jolt, oh how she cried

Matthew, oh Matthew, what have you done?
Your sister's in pain, tears falling like rain
Emma, oh Emma, she's hopping in town
Accrington centre, where all can be found (oooh)

Now Matthew, he felt bad, he didn't mean no harm
He wanted to sniff on her boot, not cause alarm
But in his quest for a whiff, mong strength got out of hand
Now Emma's in pain, and Matthew understands (ooh-yeah)

Matthew
Oh Matthew
He's a mong
His adventures are second to none
He dances to Taylor
Breaking all the rules
But oh
He's just having fun

Drank his brother's piss from a traffic cone
Got a laugh
But left his friends in shock
He's never one to back down from a dare
And he'll always end up the talk of Facebook

He can fit a pint glass in his mouth
Oh what a sight
A party trick that he's oh-so proud about
He likes to show his schlong to anyone who'll see
But it's all part of his charm
There's no doubt
There's no doubt
There's no doubt

Matthew, oh Matthew, what have you done?
Your sister's in pain, tears falling like rain
Emma, oh Emma, she's hopping in town
Accrington centre, where all can be found (oooh)

Emma walks with a limp
Every step a bittersweet reminder
The night she went out on
Life filled with uncertainty (ooh-yeah)
Long distances now a far-off dream
Forever out of reach
But she carries on
Her spirit unyielding
Finding strength in the the one that she loves

Matty's conscience weighs heavy
Like an sack of balls around his heart
The guilt
A constant companion that he can't escape from (oh-oh)
He seeks solace in a pint's embrace
Drowning his troubles away
But as the night fades
The remorse seeps back
Haunting him in morning light

Matthew, oh Matthew, what have you done?
Your're a little insane, what goes on in that brain?
Danny, oh Danny, he's slashing in cones (slashing in cones)
By Blackpool Tower, where all can be found (oooh)
Where all can be found (oooh)

Matthew, oh Matthew, what have you done? (what have you done?)
Your sister's in pain, tears falling like rain
Emma, oh Emma, she's hopping in town (hopping in town)
Accrington centre, where all can be found (oooh)