Yo, let me tell you 'bout my crew, they're real bad
Matthew's noncey friends will drive you mad
Gary's got balls, glittery and bold
George's boys in the bathroom, they don't do what they're told
Michael's got a secret, don't wanna brag
But his duck butter got everyone gagged
We're the crew that's naughty, living on the edge
Doing things that'll make your mama shake her head
Naughty friends, we're the ones you can't ignore
Causing chaos, we're knockin' at your door
Naughty friends, we're the kings of the scene
Doing things to kids that you wouldn't believe, yeah
Late at night, when the lights are low
In the hospital where the shadows grow (grow, grow)
There's a figure lurking in the halls
Causing mischief, Jimmy got no morals at all
Phil and Matty hosting "This Morning" show
But their smiles fade as the sadness grows (grows, grows)
Rolf with a third leg, pegging kids in the night
Up to no good, causing quite a fright
Hallucinations in the hospital walls
Kids scared, and the chaos enthralls
Matthew shaving his chest for the pool
But the madness takes over, breaking all the rules
Sippin' cold beer, speedos filled with skid
Matthew's makin' moves, watchin' the kids (watchin' the kids)
Every day, he's chattin' up a new face
But little did he know, they were all in a race
His buddies got caught, they're locked up in a cell
But Matthew's always been one smooth criminal
He's got skills, a charmer with a silver tongue
Escaping trouble, having all the fun
Naughty friends, we're the ones you can't ignore
Causing chaos, we're knockin' at your door
Naughty friends, we're the kings of the scene
Doing things to kids that you wouldn't believe, yeah