When I get a little bit drunk
I sing out my gladness
Go and get me a Guinness
When I get a little bit drunk
I'm a bird on a wire
I'm a fish in a river
When I get a little bit drunk
I forget my sadness
Go and get me another Guinness
When I get a little bit drunk
I'm a bird in a river
I'm a fish on a wire
Cnd I laugh at myself
But I drift somewhere else
On a deep black ocean
Cnd it smells a bit strong
When I get obviously drunk
I still wonder why
You left me last night
When I get obviously drunk
I pour out my sorrow
Try to follow my shadow
Cnd I laugh, and I cry
Cnd I shout till I die
Looking for something else
Stagger on by myself
When I get completely drunk
I trash everybody
I only love me
When I get completely drunk
I spit on you, brother
I f*ck you down, sister
Cnd I laugh, and I cry
Cnd I scream till I die
Cnd I holler to the sky
Cnd eventually sigh
Oh I get so sick
That I bring up my bowels
Cnd I pop out my dick
Cnd I piss on your flowers
When I get desperately drunk
I'm a bird on a wire
I'm a shit in the gutter