It was probably the quickest I'd ever gone
From meeting somebody to biting their tongue
She said that she was a lesbian
But for ten minutes, well, she didn't taste like one
After the quickest ten minutes she'd gone
Ten minutes later, me and my friends we left the club
To find her waiting by the door
Next thing you know, she takes me back to my place
Where I winced as she called me attractive
Shortly after she turned out the light
I think I embarrassed her when I told her something similar
Because I guess stamina suggested otherwise.
It was probably the quickest I'd ever gone
From hubris to humiliation
We successfully dragged ten minutes of failure
Into an hour of drunken behaviour
If I could blame it on the alcohol
If I could blame it on my health
If I could blame it on her
I'd probably feel better about myself
And I suppose I should feel guilty
About not paying for her taxi home
And I guess I should feel emasculated
And I would if I wasn't busy feeling alone
Quickly put your clothes back on
As if they'd never kissed my floor
I'll find the keys whilst you find the door
I'll find a way for you to stay ten minutes more
Is there a way that you could stay ten minutes more?
I wouldn't complain if you happened to stay ten minutes more