Summer and I had a little spring fling
Couldn't keep my hands off her, couldn't keep hers off me
We loved wild and free, nothing past first names
Til the text I read said I'm 2 weeks late
Thinking all kinds of nightmares, diapers and highchairs
Lord, what am I gonna do
The only thing I can raise is some hell and some cain
But today I got a bit good news
Summer started... I think I'll crack open a beer
I dodged a bullet, that a close one
I learned my lesson, messing with that miracle of life
One day I'll be a kickass dad... but her being late, it's too early for that
Let's throw a party... cuz summer started
Sounds like she was relieved as me... says she never wants to see me again
Funny enough, guess that wraps it up... period, the end
Summer started... I think I'll crack open a beer
I dodged a bullet, that a close one
I learned my lesson, messing with that miracle of life
One day I'll be a kickass dad... but her being late, it's too early for that
Let's throw a party... cuz summer started