Marty Byrne - Dilf Lyrics

Is it too late to service your dad?
I cannot lie the best that I've had
Will he come round if I use your pad?
Will he come clean and make me so glad?

One sniff is all that I will need
I know you can be gentle, please

Turn you round careful first time bleed
How I love to be on
My knees
Don't you be a tease

Animal farm and he wants some more
I cannot lie the mess on the floor
Will you please come, take this pig home now?
I have seen less when I milked a cow

Burnt our noses these battle scars
Climb on play time in the hot tub
If you want to bring her next time

You know me, I'm easy
I know you, you're crazy
Let's strip off and get cosy

A kiss is a good place to start