I met a friend, he said he's been traveling
I said, "Cool, what you been dabbling?"
He said, "this and that" like he had no cares
I knew what I meant, he's f*cking all the bears
F*ck all the bears
F*ck all the bears
He ain't got no cares
Cuz he f*cks all the bears
Friend says he's been all over the place
"Tell me your stories!" - he made a funny face
"Nothing much to tell, I'm girl with class"
I knew what he meant, he's tearing off that bear ass
F*ck all the bears
F*ck all the bears
The affairs in the hairy bear lair
F*ck all the bears
Daddy's in Sitges
Daddy's in Berlin
Daddy's in Hamburg
Daddy's in Scotland
Organisation of that fresh bear meat
Get in that sling boy, give them all a treat and
F*ck all the bears
F*ck all the bears
He who wins dares
So go f*ck all the bears
F*ck all the bears
F*ck all the bears
Getting stares from the hairy bear pairs who will wear out your downstairs
F*ck all the bears