In the morning light, I tend to my green
A garden paradise, or so it seems
But lurking in the trees, a pesky crew
Those furry little thieves, what can I do?
They dance upon my fence, they mock my plight
Stealing all my fruits, in broad daylight
Oh, squirrels in the garden, won't you let me be?
I'm begging on my knees, please just let me see
My tomatoes ripen, my berries shine
Oh, squirrels in the garden, you're crossing the line
I've tried everything, to keep them away
But they're too cunning, they find a way
I put up fences, I set up traps
But they're always back, with their cheeky taps
They nibble on my dreams, they feast with glee
Turning my hard work into their jubilee
Oh, squirrels in the garden, won't you let me be?
I'm begging on my knees, please just let me see
My carrots flourish, my apples grow
Oh, squirrels in the garden, it's time to go
I'll build a fortress, tall and strong
To keep them out where they belong
No more raids upon my plot
This battle's one I haven't forgot
Oh, squirrels in the garden, I'll make you flee
Won't rest until my garden's free
Of your thieving ways, your constant greed
Oh, squirrels in the garden, it's time to concede
So here's my vow, to reclaim my land
With determination, I'll make my stand
No more surrender to their furry charm
Oh, squirrels in the garden, this is our alarm