We used to hang out man, we used to have fun
But now that's all over, the party is done
She won't let you drink, and she won't let you smoke
And she says that your friends are all a big joke
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
When it's all said and done, I'll be on your side
But you better hang on for a hell of a ride
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
She says that she loves you, she says that she cares
But if that were the case man, she wouldn't go there
When I went to your wedding, I did not know
Your life wasn't just starting, it was the end of the show
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
When it's all said and done, I'll be on your side
But you better hang on for a hell of a ride
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
I hate to sound bitter and hate to sound sad
But that wife of yours is driving me mad
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
When it's all said and done, I'll be on your side
But you better hang on for a hell of a ride
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
You're my best friend for life, and I can't stand your wife
When it's all said and done, I'll be on your side
But you better hang on for a hell of a ride
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife
You're my best friend for life, but I can't stand your wife