Got his gear in the trunk
And a 5 pack of string
Broke and dumpy air
That sometimes reeks
Neon lights
Are the lines on his face
Never made it far
But he made it with grace
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
Giggin' for a 50
Or a night on the town
You can always count on him
To never let you down
He's a bar star
In his hometown of shame
He's a bar star
And they all know his name
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
Monday or Friday
Doesn't really care
Longs for the feeling
Of the smoky bar air
2 or 200 doesn't matter to him
Give him some whiskey
And maybe some gin
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
Giggin' for a 50
Or a night on the town
You can always count on him
To never let you down
He's a bar star
In his hometown of shame
He's a bar star
And they all know his name
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
Already knew the chance
Of it comin' to this
Live on the air
You know they draw a bit
He's okay
Don't you worry at all
Cause the lower you are
The shorter the fall
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
Giggin' for a 50
Or a night on the town
You can always count on him
To never let you down
He's a bar star
In his hometown of shame
He's a bar star
And they all know his name
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
Giggin' for a 50
Or a night on the town
You can always count on him
To never let you down
He's a bar star
In his hometown of shame
He's a bar star
And they all know his name
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
A bar star
He's a bar star
He's a bar star
He's a bar star