Mark Sheeky & Tor James Faulkner - Semi Automatic Woman Marvellous Machine Lyrics

Well I was walking through the streets about a year ago
My heart was feeling heavy and emotions running low
I heard a call come from the road, a certain little man
As he was selling robots from the back side of a van

Some people started crowding round, I wanted to know more
And so I took a closer look and moved up to the store
The man was bent and bearded and had bulging rolling eyes
Transfixed, I listened to his words that filled me with surprise

Lost your girlfriend?
Do not cry!
Just forget her and then buy
My semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!

She dances! She sings! Plays poker! And other things
Likes football! And cars
Her body's from Venus and her minds's from Mars

Feeling lonely?
Do not cry!
Come on here and buy buy buy
My semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between

A beautiful mechanical device was on display
And crowds of people gathered round to watch it sing and play
The man then grabbed my hand and pulled me right before the crowd
He put the robot's hand in mine and we both danced around

And everyone applauded at the beauty of the dance
This wonderful automaton had held me in a trance
Astonished and amazed I checked my pulse and held my head
I took a leaflet from the man and this is what it said

Lost your girlfriend?
Do not cry
Just forget her and then buy
The semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between

She dances! She sings! Plays poker! And other things
Likes football! And cars!
Her body's from Venus and her minds's from Mars

Feeling lonely?
Do not cry!
Fill the form in now and try
The semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine
Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!