(Yeah okay)
It's summer vacation but I'm still trapped inside my house
If I leave my room without a coat, I might get doused
I'm a good boy, so I keep things Mickey Mouse
I'm so bored I'll start a cult like Laozi
We'll worship Shrek twenty four seven
And if you try to hesitate you won't go to heaven
We'd eat fun dip for breakfast lunch and dinner
And every Tuesday, we'd hold our meetings at Winners
They'd call me the overlord
Supreme and divine
If anyone objects, they can
Kiss my holy behind
But I don't really have good cult starting weather
So I'll go to sleep and start my cult tomorrow
(If anyone would like to join Mr. Neill's totally real cult
You can just sign up
There's a sign up sheet at room one oh four
Bring your fun dip
Bring your winners gift cards
This bit is stupid
I'm actually going to go to sleep now)