This is the story of missy the beaver
Villanous cheerleader
Beloved babysitter
See she was breaking into dams for her own pleasure
Age didn't stop her if only she knew better
The game was always the same but with a different name
Hey girly wanna play
I'll show you my bouquet
It's lush and full of flair different from yours down there
Don't care that you are bare
It just takes time I swear
But little did she know
The dam she would destroy
Would never be whole again
Now it's just a hole a place where so many people come and go
Hey Missy
Where are you now
Still breaking those dams down
Hey Missy
Karma's gonna turn it around
Someway somehow
Hey Missy
Where are you now
Still breaking those dams down
Hey Missy
Karma's gonna turn it around
Someway somehow
Adolescence was a sham
I could not forget your J Edgar Hoover Dam
Did you have a plan
Pack up your sticks and get married to a man
Hey Missy
Where are you now
Still breaking those dams down
Hey Missy
Karma's gonna turn it around
Someway somehow
Hey Missy
Where are you now
Still breaking those dams down
Hey Missy
Karma's gonna turn it around
Someway somehow
I wish that I could wish you peace
But pieces of me want to fight you in the street
You took my sexuality from me
I have never felt free
Just embarrassed and different shades of green
Hey Missy
I hate your buck teeth
You're not fuzzy you're just creepy
Hey Missy
I hate your buck teeth
You're not fuzzy you're just creepy
Hey Missy
I hate your buck teeth
You're not fuzzy you're just creepy
Hey Missy
I f*cking hate your buck teeth
You're not fuzzy you're just sad and creepy