Coronavirus comes to town
Making all the big kids frown
But now Granny's gone back down
So come on boys, let's f*ck around
I'm in a big ass crowd of fifty
To me I think that's pretty nifty
And all your scientists are shitty
All these idiots with me agree
I'm young
I'm fine
Under fifty-nine
I'm fit
Immune
And full of shit
Stay inside
For real, please hide
You never know who's immunocompromised
You're twenty-nine
You might be fine
But my grandpa's old and he might just f*cking die
I don't want
To be mean
But please for the love of god
Stay in quarantine
Stay inside and do some work
Don't go out and be a jerk
Wipe away that stupid smirk
Cuz COVID-19 always lurks
I'm young
I'm fine
Under fifty-nine
I'm fit
Immune
And full of shit
Stay inside
For real, please hide
You never know who's immunocompromised
You're twenty-nine
You might be fine
But my grandpa's old and he might just f*cking die
I don't want
To be mean
But please for the love of god
Stay in quarantine
If I stay inside then I'll lose my f*cking mind
Stay inside
For real, please hide
You never know
Who's gonna die
Stay inside
For real, please hide
You never know who's immunocompromised
You're twenty-nine
You might be fine
But my grandpa's old and he might just f*cking die
I don't want
To be mean
But please for the love of god
Stay in quarantine