So I woke this morning in bed
With my eyes rolled into my head
My hair's growing grey and unless
I get out of bed I'll be dead
So with sock still stuck on my ass I went downstairs
And I fed the cats
They said
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
The mailman knocked at my door and said
My friends were outside as he left
So I opened the door and took a breath
Because all of my friends were dead