Major Niño - They Are Ninjas Now Lyrics

I was on vacation on a five star island
Trying to relax when all the patrons start eyein'
Cats in all black at the same spot I'm in
At the hotel bar the ninja stars start flyin
I'm sharp and I'm stylin, your style is inferior
Your blade can't touch me with those shoddy materials
I'm well trained, so I was ready when the hell came
You can't rise above us
I got chops that are like hot knives through butter
Might upper cut a sucker in a tussle pucker up from my knuckle
I'm in the zone now, they saying I need to tone down
Cuz I'm a thousand miles from home now
I was talking wild til I got mowed down
With a bottle of Patron to the dome now I'm toe down
Then I realized I'm alone now, and surrounded looked around and all my dogs are gone wow
Sunlight hits your eyes again, survey the scene again
Deep breathe in let it begin
Kamikaze mission, showdown with the Shogun
Time slows down let's see who will win
Managed to escape by the skin of my teeth
Hand to hand I canned two but couldn't finish all three
I'm on the run jumping fences reckless as all hell
Knocking over tables refusing to call help
Hid behind a bush and I caught a quick breather
Jumped back out and I'm ready to serve ether
Headbutts, punches, elbows, spinning back-kicks
Caught him in the temple and that fool did a backflip
He sent a couple shots back not too shabby
Went to knock him out and then the manager grabbed me
Saying "BREAK IT UP!" Karate chopped him, he ain't waking up
Now I'm right back to facing up
An intense stare down his gaze was devilish
He shot a dart at me, that thang was venomous
I pulled a blade out cuz I aim to end this shit
Before I could even strike I get kicked off the premises
Sir you have been nothing but a nuisance to this resort GET OUT