Majella - Friday the 13th Lyrics

I don't want to scare anyone
But I'm going to give it to you straight about Jason
His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned
And if you listen to the old-timers in town
They'll tell you he's still out there
Some sort of demented creature
Surviving in the wilderness
Full-grown by now
Stalking
Stealing what he needs
Living off wild animals and vegetation
Some folks claim they've even seen him
Uh
Yeah
MaJella
Lock the doors
Make sure you hide your keys
Jason's out lurking and he's hiding in the trees
I already saw him
I might join him on his team
I know they ain't ready
They were calling us some freaks
I'm dancing in the dark shadows in the trees
I'm forest green
Bathing in crystals
Icy cold quartz up on my cheeks
Machete by my beddy
If I hear a single creep creak
Claiming this my night
Friday the 13th
I'm dancing in the dark shadows in the trees
I'm forest green
Bathing in crystals
Icy cold quartz up on my cheeks
Machete by my beddy
If I hear a single creep creak
Get your masks ready
Cause it's Friday the 13th
My blood is running cold
I might be half draconian
Ditsy in my soul
I could never flow with them again
Got marbles in my bowl
I think I may have lost them again
Let me get back on track
This race car does its own damn thing
All y'all wearing Shystie masks
I must've missed the memo
I carry a hefty pack
You should just swim like Nemo
Dressed up like a hockey game
And your face can be the puck hoe
Let me calm back down
And hop back on this beat though
I'm dancing in the dark shadows in the trees
I'm forest green
Bathing in crystals
Icy cold quartz up on my cheeks
Machete by my beddy
If I hear a single creep creak
Claiming this my night
Friday the 13th