What would I do if you were real
My imagination is taking over
Reality is too harsh
I wish you were real
I wish cartoons were real
I wish you were real
Cause you're only functional
Not real
It's all fictional
Otherwise I'd be dating you
But I guess I'll have to settle with second best
Cause you're only fictional
My heart desires you
You, and your fancy boots and saber
I know I seem insane
I don't care if your name is a pun
I wish you were real
I wish cartoons were real
I wish you were real
Cause you're only fictional
Not real
It's all fictional
Otherwise I'd be dating you
But I guess I'll have to settle with second best
Cause you're only fictional
I may sound crazy
I don't care
Everyone thinks I'm crazy
Well I might as well be
I wish you were real
I wish cartoons were real
I wish you were real
Cause you're only fictional
Not real
It's all fictional
Otherwise I'd be dating you
But I guess I have to settle with second best
Cause you're only fictional
Only fictional
So fictional
Not real
It's all fictional
All fictional
All fictional
You're only fictional