I am kind of straight, but I do like manly women
I am liberal, I respect all creatures' rights
I am vegan and i try to be green
I recycle everything but the music
I like gay people, i support the fight
Black lives matter and i hate the guns
I am honest, can't stand hearing the lies
From the bacon faces that spit too much
[so] What is wrong with me
I am in love with Laura Ingraham
Climate is changing [and] it might burn us all, like helLaura
But when you open your mouth, I begin to melt my dark aura
I like to watch you speak, especially on mute
I can't help it, you're such a ma'am-babe and you're so cute
How will i show my face with you
What will my friends say, will they hate me too
When you take me to your foxy friends
Would they put a hood on me, will they set me free
What's wrong with me, I'm in love with you.