We went out to our local
As a bunch of mates
But your zombified and hunched over
Your gadgets makes me quite irate
GET OFF YOUR BASTARD PHONE!
Nokia, Samsung
Motorola, HTC
Apple, Android
Sony and a Blackberry
Get off your bastard phone!
I know I sound old and dated
As you hear me rant and moan
But socially your distracted
And I've never felt more alone
GET OFF YOUR BASTARD PHONE!
Hey you I'm going to throw your phone
Into one of many unpleasant places which happen to rhyme
With each-other so please do yourself a favour
And get off your phone every once and a while, yeah?
Cheers