Mr. Hankey - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you,
Therefore vicariously he loves you
Even if you're a Jew.

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown,
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you,
He looooovves you!