Motionless In White - Santa's Pissed Lyrics
Motionless In White Lyrics
Santa's Pissed Lyrics
Jingle bells,
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile
lost its wheel
And the Joker f*cked your mom!
Right in the ass
hey hey little girls and boys
what's on your list for this year?
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well, too f*cking bad you greedy little bitch!
You're getting razor blades,
stalking of hand grenades
And in your sleep tonight,
I'm gonna cum on your face
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you f*cking c*nt
you're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line
(later we'll have some f*cking pie, and we'll do some caroling)
put that cookie down.
put that cookie down, motherf*cker.
[Spoken:]
As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.
Santa's pissed and he's coming to town
he's taking names and he's throwing down.
[Spoken:]
Wicked witch of felling asleep
You smell like you're not going to like what you see,
Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass, 1,000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you.
You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, preachers says to get the f*ck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like that dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, f*cking Donner and blitzen, what did you expect, go harder, bitch
you f*cking donner go hug a f*cking light switch, some people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and send Santa back to the slut house
5 severed heads in a box
4 bitches on his cock
3 beds of nails
2 bullets
1 gun
Broken candy canes
stalking of coal and bad grades
you better watch out
(bend ya ova, Imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you f*cking c*nt
you're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile
lost its wheel
And the Joker f*cked your mom!
Right in the ass
hey hey little girls and boys
what's on your list for this year?
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well, too f*cking bad you greedy little bitch!
You're getting razor blades,
stalking of hand grenades
And in your sleep tonight,
I'm gonna cum on your face
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you f*cking c*nt
you're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line
(later we'll have some f*cking pie, and we'll do some caroling)
put that cookie down.
put that cookie down, motherf*cker.
[Spoken:]
As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.
Santa's pissed and he's coming to town
he's taking names and he's throwing down.
[Spoken:]
Wicked witch of felling asleep
You smell like you're not going to like what you see,
Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass, 1,000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you.
You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, preachers says to get the f*ck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like that dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, f*cking Donner and blitzen, what did you expect, go harder, bitch
you f*cking donner go hug a f*cking light switch, some people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and send Santa back to the slut house
5 severed heads in a box
4 bitches on his cock
3 beds of nails
2 bullets
1 gun
Broken candy canes
stalking of coal and bad grades
you better watch out
(bend ya ova, Imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you f*cking c*nt
you're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
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