Money In The Banana Stand - Wave (Goodbye To The Tough-Guys) Lyrics

You're all the same, every tough guy that I know;
you drive your fancy cars,
and you look at me like I'm shit.
but it's okay, because I've got mine
and a membership to your gym

Letterman Jacket! F*ck! Yes!
Tougher than Mr. Clean!
Prime Times, not cigarettes!
Cruisin' in Dad's Corvette!

Tough Guys!
You're all the same!

(A true tough guy is a malicious nerd whomper)

Let's get that collar Popped!
Your role model is the Rock!
Theory of a Dead Man!
Life is a search for clam!

So confused by this stigma of society,
forcing me to be a person that just isn't me.
Gotta fight back against this faceless fiend.
I'll stick razors in bowflex and slip anthrax in creatine.

Tough Guys!
You're all the same!