Milkmen Dead - Big Lizard Lyrics

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I bought a big lizard
Only a dollar fifty
Well that's pretty neat
Yeah it's f*cking nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it shits

I've got a big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I was knocked out of bed
Late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said