I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself
sometimes at night after the kids are in bed
I'm changin' the channels and you're surfin' the web
I stumble on that show
With all of those ladies
Doin' all of those things
and Actin' all crazy
I don't know how they manage to do all that damage
Barely find enough time to kiss
I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself
Oh I got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
I don't want to have a threesome
Ever again
So I'll get away
If you can slip away, too
I'll meet you at 3
Alright I'll meet you at 2
We know just where to go
We know just want to do
It's perfect that way
Just me and you
I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be no swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself
I've got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend, uh uh
I don't want to have a threesome, no
I don't want to have a threesome, no
I don't want to have a threesome
Ever again
Yeah!
Woooo-oooo-oooo!