When I Get My Check ($, $, $) Video (MV)

When I get my check ladies & gentleman
I'm 'bout to buy a real prehistoric Stegosaurus skeleton
Put it right in my living room, as a centerpiece
& invite over everyone, homeless homeboys & celebrities
Serve medical edibles, bottles of Muscato
Octopus tentacles, & American cheese
I'm 'bout to open LB's exotic petting zoo
Betty Boop watering tropical flowers in a swimming suit
Panthers & Bengals, Leopards & Pterodactyls
A flock of neon peacocks, my spirit animals
Twenty pair of leather pants, every color imaginable
Matching feather hats, I'm so fashionable
Pay for my own Presidential campaign
Janice, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix can play
We'll go skinny dipping in a lake of champagne
Anything can happen baby when I get paid

Around the world in 48 bars!

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When I get my check I'm goin' on a world cruise
On a boat made of pearls ??? full of whirlpools
And a thousand inch flat screen to watch the world news
And a personal chef to cook up all the morsels
Fire crib out in Bali pro fix next to a Molly plant
Where I get to frolic in the sun drinkin' Cognac
The world is my oyster, life stories like a almanac
Fifty Rolls Royces just to floss on your Pontiac
Exotic-ass women wanna holler, yellin' holler back
Show 'em to my bed and never show 'em where my wallet's at
God I'm that dude, comin' through wearin' power ass suits unavailable to you
Cuz you're not as extravagant as me
Ten Gs on my breakfast
Hundred thou, on a night on the town
Livin' reckless
I would love to sit and talk but I got a call or two
With important people about some important things that don't concern you

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Now when I get my check I'll pay my families debt
I mean every last one of them - heavy cash so none of 'em
Can say that I was cheap or frugal
Money so deep that Google
Keeps my rest off the G-P-S
I would dis-creetly nest at the base of Mount Fuji
Where volcanic magma heats my jacuzzi
To keep my security fool proof
Mutated silverback killer gorillas in full suits and moon boots
My Bathtub would be a large round pool
My Martial arts instructor would be Raj Al Ghul
My door bell would ring like a large cow's moo
With a sound engineer to make it all sound cool
Private satellites for internet hot spots sir
& wall to wall carpet made from real Sasquatch fur
...yes! I hold the upper echelon spot
When I get paid I'm smokin' gold from a leprechaun's pot
Let's go...

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