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The ice caps
Are melting
And people are falling
Into gaps in the ice caps
(Total collapse!)
The ocean
Is rising
So say goodbye to Brighton
It's Atlantic now
With better nights on
(It's frightening!)
The crops
Are failing
The food is all in shortage
Will require a second mortgage
(To survive!)
And what a time to be stay alive!
With crisis as the zeitgeist
There's only one way to survive

You've got to stay on trend
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Stay on trend
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Stay on trend
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I go to the gym
I practice mindfulness daily
Feel so enlightened
Go to farmer's markets
Processed shit is harmful
Positive karma
Banana pancakes
With gluten free flour
Every morning
Up at dawn and do pilates
Drink only at parties
Visit the Saatchi
Give up eggs
Give up gluten
Give up processed sugars
Calibrate my chakras
Call me Chakra Khan
I'm every woman
And for a second I forget the world is doomed
And there's not much we can do
But it'll be alright as long as you

Stay on trend
(Say it again! Say it again!)
Stay on trend
(Say it again! Say it again!)
Stay on trend
(Say it again! Say it again!)
Stay on trend
(Say it again! Say it again!)

Hi, and welcome to Headspace
So no matter what's going on in your life right now
No matter how many thoughts are racing around your mind
No matter how the body's feeling
Just take a moment to sit down
And take a big, deep breath
Breathing in through the nose
The lungs expanding
As you breathe out
A sense of letting go

Ah!
I'm f*cking terrified
My unborn child is going to die
And everyone says paper cups, metal straws and glass containers
In my eyes it's a no-brainer
I complain about complainers
While on a plane to Spain
Pumping propane through the atmospheric membrane
I can't take it
I can't face it
I'm a hypocrite
I'm shameless
I went pescatarian but broke it on an almost daily basis
So I am part of the problem
It's not that I want it
At least I'm being honest