Jackie's boys get tattoos
Of Jackie's face if Jackie tells them to
And Jackie tells them to
To to to to to to
Jackie's favorite weapon is death
But Jackie rarely uses it
And that's lucky for you
You you you you you
Jackie's got a sweet side too
She instructed me to say that in this song
She makes homemade ravioli better than your mom
Puts flowers out for breakfast if you last that long
When Jackie wants a body
She just opens her door
Hallelujahs round the city
From the crowds that form!
Jackie said I could introduce myself
As long as I was quick
I live in Jackie's backyard
I write her these songs
I hope this position
Lasts very long
And if you're a man out there who hurt Jackie
I'm not coming for you
Noooo Jackie is
Ohhhh Jackie is
If you're a man out there who hurt Jackie
I'm not coming for you
Noooo Jackie is
Ohhhh Jackie is
Coming for you
You you you you you
You you you you
You better be real scared
Jackie's coming for you
She doesn't mess around