Well there once was a crooked man who walked a million miles
He found himself a crooked mirror and he saw his crooked smile
So he bought a crooked cat and it caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived happily in a crooked little house
And a one day the crooked boy well he walked outside
Spotted himself a little lady out the corner of his eye
And with a one, two, he buckled his shoes and request to bed
He asked to bewed, yes he speaks to her and he says
With the rings on your fingers and the bells on your toes
You could have music every where you goes
Will ya be my baby well ill be your man
You can kiss me on the lips and ill hold your hand
With my rings on your fingers and my lips below your nose
We could be happy every where we goes
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
With the rings on your fingers and the bells on your toes
You could have music every where you goes
Will ya be my baby well ill be your man
You can kiss me on the lips and ill hold your hand
With my rings on your fingers and my lips below your nose
We could be happy every where we goes
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you
Oh babe, Im crooked for you