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We ordered from the app
Never thought I'd have to explain that
Table number on a little card
Two vegan pizzas, it's not that hard
We got some sides, we got some wine
We played a word game to pass the time
When the food arrived, I knew something was wrong
The only thing to do was write a serious song
About vegan pizza
A serious song
About vegan pizza
A serious song
We told the waitress we weren't content
She said sorry in any event
Spoke to the manager about the food
Two vegan pizzas, now come on, dude
It had a base and a passable sauce
But if suffering was happening the cheese was the cause
I haven't been a vegan for very long
So the only thing to do was write a serious song
About vegan pizza
A serious song
About vegan pizza
A serious song
We drank the wine and we finished the sides
I wish I hadn't now that time has gone by
They said we'd eaten so nothing was wrong
So the only thing to do was write a serious song
About vegan pizza
A serious song
About vegan pizza
A serious song