I'm saying bye to my teeth
Cause' I don't want them anymore
I'm saying bye to my teeth
I'm walking out that door
I don't want them anymore
I don't want them anymore
My teeth don't care
They don't ever listen
I'm gonna beat them into submission
And sell them to pay for my college tuition
Headed on down to the dentist said rip these f*ckers out
Said gimme some laughing gas or this bitch is bout to pout
He opened my mouth up wide and looked into my soul
I knew pretty soon I'd find that my teeth would be no more
After my teeth were well and gone I was getting on my
I asked for some more laughing gas and I heard that f*cker say
"Get away from my goddamn gas!"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
I'm saying bye to my teeth
Cause' I don't want them anymore
I'm saying bye to my teeth
I'm walking out that door
I don't want them anymore
I don't want them anymore