Goddamn dirty mongrels
Wrapped in suits and ties
Slicking back my balding fur with fleas, dumpster grease, and lies
Dress up a wolf pack
Who can't seem to keep track
Of all the babes that wonder in the woods
Starving for skin and bones
Fat me up like Al Capone
Pricks of Pompeii lead the way
To where they moan
We'll bark and howl for our bitches in heat as we should
Need to sink our teeth into some meat
Oh, yeah yeah
We won't sit until you give a treat
Or else we constantly beg
And piss on your leg
Drink what's left of your keg
Shot down in the back
Smoke light by the pack
Canine city rats
Zoot suit wolf pack
Can't put us down
Runaways from the pound
Junk is our jewels
Gristle's our gruel
Give us a bone
Don't be cruel
Ladies, dog water on tap
Lap dogs licking what's in your lap
Itching open sores
Scratching at back doors
Humping and jumping right on your thigh
Spoiled spunk rags
Another form of dog tags
We'll rub your nose right in it if you've been bad
Studded collars
Canine neck ties
Need to sink our teeth into some meat
Oh, yeah yeah
We won't sit until you give a treat
Or else we constantly beg
And piss on your leg
Drink what's left of your keg
Shot down in the back
Smoke light by the pack
Canine city rats
Zoot suit wolf pack
Can't put us down
Runaways from the pound
Junk is our jewels
Gristle's our gruel
Give us a bone
Don't be cruel