Granny Panties Video (MV)

Well, you came round my place, honey, lookin' so fine
But when you took off them jeans, girl, it blew my mind
I thought I'd see some lace, somethin' a little bit sexy
But all I saw was cotton, and it ain't that pretty
Granny panties, why you gotta be so big?
You're hidin' all the curves that make my heart sing
Granny panties
Oh, the amount of fabric is staggering
I wanna see something a little more flattering
Granny Panties leave me be
I wanna see you in some silk, somethin' that sparkles
But all I see is beige, and it's killin' my marbles (that's his balls)
I know you say they're comfy, they're like a warm hug
But honey, they ain't sexy, they're more like a throw rug
Granny Panties leave me be
I tried to buy you something lacy, a little risqué
But you said, "Nah, honey, these are my day-to-day"
You tell me they're practical, they're good for my health
But baby, I'm beggin', put those things back on the shelf
Granny panties, why you gotta be so big?
You're hidin' all the curves that make my heart sing
Granny panties
Oh, the amount of fabric is staggering
I wanna see something a little more flattering
Granny Panties leave me be
Now don't get me wrong, girl, comfort's important too
But can't we find a compromise that works for me and you?
I'll compromise on comfort if you'll compromise on style
Let's meet somewhere in the middle and make each other smile
Granny panties, why you gotta be so big?
You're hidin' all the curves that make my heart sing
Granny panties
Oh, the amount of fabric is staggering
I wanna see something a little more flattering
Granny Panties leave me be
I mean, that ass is probably worth writing home about, but I'll never know as long as you keep wearing those granny panties, girl.