Lord Gonchar - Ain't Gonna Do A Thing Lyrics

Woke up this morning, sun was shining bright
But all I wanna do is stay in bed, alright
Got no motivation, got no desire or drive
I'm just a lazy piece of crap, I should just die
Ain't gonna do a thing today no way and no how
I'm just a lazy piece of crap ain't nothing gonna change me now
Gonna masturbate and eat candy all day long
Living life in the toilet where I belong
I'm a lazy piece of crap, lazy piece of crap
No responsibilities, no deadlines to meet
I'll just sit around, kicking back with my meat
Daydreaming about women and my mind's in the gutter
I'm a lazy piece of crap, where's my stick of butter
Ain't gonna do a thing today no way and no how
I'm just a lazy piece of crap ain't nothing gonna change me now
Gonna masturbate and eat candy all day long
Living life in the toilet where I belong
I'm a lazy piece of crap, lazy piece of crap
No need for hustle and no need for a wife
I'll take it easy, I enjoy the simple life
So what if I'm lazy and addicted to sloth
I'll leave a crusty spot on your best washcloth
Ain't gonna do a thing today no way and no how
I'm just a lazy piece of crap ain't nothing gonna change me now
Gonna masturbate and eat candy all day long
Living life in the toilet where I belong
I'm a lazy piece of crap, lazy piece of crap
I'm a pathetic piece of crap and I don't deserve a thing