I see you Singing in to your rum and coke glass
Your boyfriend left you cause your a pain in his ass
But you're looking pretty fine tonight
Wonder whos got your kids this time
I think this is a mistake you said its fine
Well alright
We danced to a song I cant recall what it was
Had a lot of fun and done a lot of drugs
We think were so f*cking cool cause we were 16
When we dropped out of school
I hate to look you in the face and say 'I'd rather be at home and masturbate'
And I don't mean to degrade but that skirts to high
And darling you don't have the waist
So hit me again slap me, oh baby
Hit me again c'mon slap me baby please