The Lonely Island - Ronnie and Clyde Lyrics

[Rihanna]
yeah eh eh eh
we at it again
everybody now
hands in the air it's a stick up (stick up)
no funny business or you get lit up (lit up)

you test I, you gon' die
and at your funeral ya momma gon' cry
so customers kiss the floor (floor)
and clerks open cash drawers slow (slow)
if you don't wanna end up dead
you do everything shy ronnie says!
tell them ronnie!

no one in the bank can hear you
shy ronnie, use your outside voice!
we don't have time for this
let's go

so stay on the ground it's a stick up (stick up)
your wallets and jewels we'll pick up (pick up)
onload the cash (cash)
move your ass (ass)

we gettin money tell them shy ronnie!
please, please use your words!
just imagine that everyone's naked
uh, oh! boner alert!
he really pictured them naked
why did i think you could do this?
Ronnie hostage on the move!
he shot himself

why is your gun so small?
the police are on there way
good luck, shy ronnie
bye bye!

[Ronnie]
ronnie mothaf*cka and i'm back from the dead
played golf with the bumer so i shot my own leg
don't get the name twisted, coz i'm crazy as shit
i hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass dick..

[Rihanna]
Ay!
I forgot this money and also this guy
come on we gonna have sex!
too-daa-loo

[Ronnie]
and you could hang from it
cause you don't wanna see my real gun
shots to the sky but your face sounds real fun!
ronnie!