It's a time that we all treasure
Fat man's coming 'round the bend
Holdin' on in inclement weather
Sweater jokes wearing thin
Carolling in the bars
And sing-a-longs in the cars
So much fun and alcohol to be had
Yeah Christmas ain't that bad
Walking 'round the neighbourhood
Checking out all of the lights
Listening to shuffling boots
I could do this all night
Falling down in the dark
And road beers in the park
So much fun and alcohol to be had
Yeah christmas ain't that bad
So keen for the holidays
I cannot simply wait
What could be better than
Lounging 'round and gaining weight