Lochabar - Manticore Nipple 2.0 (TM) Lyrics

In a land where dragons soar
And mythical creatures roar
There's a new brew to excite
Manticore Nipple(tm) shining bright

Manticore Nipple(tm) taste the teat!
100% Safe and Legal(tm) oh what a treat!
No dragons' tongue just pure delight
In every sip a magical flight

Gone are days of daring quests
For Dragon Tongue's fiery zest
Manticore Nipple(tm) hear it sing
A brew fit for a royal fling

Manticore Nipple(tm) taste the teat!
100% Safe and Legal(tm) oh what a treat!
No dragons' tongue just pure delight
In every sip a magical flight

From the depths of YamCorps! lair
To tables where nobles share
Manticore Nipple(tm) the chosen brew
Bringing joy to me and you

So raise your goblets high
To the Manticore in the sky
With every sip a tale untold
Of adventures new and bold

Manticore Nipple(tm) taste the teat!
100% Safe and Legal(tm) oh what a treat!
No dragons' tongue just pure delight
In every sip a magical flight