Lochabar - Fresh is Best Meaty Pie! (TM) Lyrics

Step right up, come on in
Let me tell you bout a meaty sin
YamCorp's Flesh is Best! Meaty Pie
Every bite, holds a meaty surprise (oh yeah)

Juicy Meat TM , savoury and sweet
With every morsel, a meaty TM treat
Dig in deep, taste the satisfaction
YamCorp's Meaty Pie, pure meat attraction (ooh-yeah)

Flesh is best, Meaty Pie
Every Bite holds a meaty surprise
Is it safe, we hear you ask
One Hundred percent Safe and Legal TM of course!

In the void where shadows twist and whispers hiss,
YamCorp's Meaty Pie holds a sinister bliss.
From the depths of the abyss to the edge of despair,
Its meaty tendrils coil, a nightmare to bear.

Flesh is best, Meaty Pie
Every Bite holds a meaty surprise
Is it safe, we hear you ask
100 percent Safe and Legal (TM ) of course!

With every bite, you dance with eldritch delight,
YamCorp's Meaty Pie, a cosmic blight.
So heed the warning, and resist the temptation,
For once consumed, you'll face eternal damnation.