I could be steppin' out in style or eatin' crackers in bed
I could be wishin' you the best but I wsh you was dead
I could be singin' love songs or sweet romantic verse
But instead I'm stickin' dolls with pins and wishin' you a curse
I'd like to see you shotgunned or stilettoed in a bar
I really don't like you
'Cuz that's the kinda guy you are
I'd like to see your sister on the promenade
She'd ask me for an apple and I'd hand her a grenade
I'd like to go back in time and try to find a clue
I'd like to find your ancestors and prevent them from having you
I'd like to stack your cycle put your kitty in a jar
I'd gonna burn your house down
'Cuz that's the kinda guy you are
This is a hate song
Doncha' know it's not a love song
This is a hate song
Everybody knows, everybody knows hate
I'd like to sit and talk with you and have a drink or two
I'd like to praise your assets and pay respect that's due
I'd like to toast our friendship and make sure that it's true
But I really don't have any friends and my friends are not you
I'd like to see you shotgunned or stilettoed in a bar
I really don't like you
I'm gonna burn your house down
I'm gonna cut your thumb off
'Cuz that's the kinda guy you are