Bank account is empty
So I pour a coffee
You don't gotta drink it
You just gotta pay me
I know what you're thinking
We all make a living
Tell me 'bout your day
I may tell you about mine
(It feels like we're just staring out a window
Just staring out a window)
Riding on the train
Or waiting for a bus
Never is enough
But I don't mind the bluff so
I'll show up online
You know me, I'm fine
Smile 'cause we're alright
Trying just to live like these
Functional people
Going to the office
Drive up to the cottage
Yeah, I'd love to be like them
Going out for dinner
Every night a winner
Toking with the telly
Oh, I'd love to be like those
Functional people!
Yeah, I'd love to be like them!
Yeah, I'd love to be like them!
(It feels like we're just staring out a window
Just staring out a window)
You moved in with a boyfriend
I'm still here with parents
Endless heavy student debt
Counting out my life regrets
But I'll keep up online
You know me, I'm fine
Smile 'cause we're alright
Dyin' just to live like those
Functional people
Going to the office
Drive up to the cottage
Yeah, I'd love to be like them
Going out for dinner
Every night a winner
Toking with the telly
Oh, I'd love to be like those
Functional people, ah!
Yeah, I'd love to be like them!
Yeah, I'd love to be like them!
(I'll never be those
Functional people!
I'll never be so
Functional!
Functional!
I'll never be those
Functional people!
I'll never be so
Functional!
Functional!)
Functional people!
Those functional people!
(Yeah, I'd love to be like those)
Functional people!
Those functional people
(Yeah, I'd love to be like those)