Let's go to the campus
We've got enough time to see
Let's go stop by before they leave
I want to go see. You won't believe how cute they can be
I know you're straight, Dilly... (But let's go anyways! Come on!)
Come on, Dilly
Please support me
I have helped you before with your
Relationship problems
And your self esteem
Why can't i have some fun just once?
They're walking by
Maybe they'll say hi
Maybe i can take them out for coffee?
How do i
Look them in the eye and talk?
They don't seem to be
Interested in me
Wait Dilly
Don't push me
I'm not ready
Wait wait wait
Dilly wait!
Oh god wait wait!