(Mary Roach) - I plan on going
To cosmetology school at the
End of the month unless I
Make it to Hollywood, then I'm going to
Cancel my plans because I would much
Rather have a singing carrier than
A hair styling carrier even though
I very much love hair
Makeup and fashion as well
(Simon Cowell) - And why are you here?
(Mary Roach) - I'm here because I want
To be the next American idol
And I want to make it to
Hollywood and it's been my all-time
Dream for a long time to become a
Big famous singer and performer and
This is just one way to do it if I make it
(Simon Cowell) - And what are
You going to sing?
(Mary Roach) - I'm going to sing I
Feel the earth by move Carole King
(Simon Cowell) - Alright off you go
On the edge on the edge
On the edge i be I be
Crazy like a psycho in the olden days
I'm better off leading you don't know the way
How much of a female can these niggers take
I guess I'm the one
You better know your place
F*cking tryin'a get it
F*cking tryin'a get it
You must have some time the
Way you f*cking spend it
Try me, your carrier, you can watch me end it
Lyrically I pop 'em like a f*cking blemish
POP POP POP make your soul retreat
Got too many winnings, I don't know defeat
F*ck it let me brag on this mummy beat
I ain't even mad at these honey bees
I ain't even trying I'm just kicking back
Mind is on a cloud I'm just showing that
Space space space space space space
Running from the galaxy like I owe 'em tax
(Simon Cowell) - One of the worst
I've ever heard in my life
(Mary Roach) - The worst?
(Simon Cowell) - yeah, honestly
(Mary Roach) - Are you just saying that to
Get on my nerves or are you
Totally serious because something tells
Me I think you're saying it to annoy me
(Simon Cowell) - What made you
Audition for this competition?
(Mary Roach) - All my friends told me
That I was an awesome singer
(Randy Jackson) - What?