Lord, could you send me a map
To heaven and back?
Could you show us the safest route
That leads us to you?
But please, lord, let us keep
All the treasures we've stored up here
Lord, could you send me a map
To heaven and back?
Or else rewrite your holy book
Just keep in all the good
And leave out all the bad
Why didn't you think of that?
Why didn't you think of that?